Little Steaky

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

Fairy Tale Rejects ART CONTEST! Win Crappy Prizes!

fairytalerejects:

What Is This?

I’ve been working full-time and some overtime lately, so that’s why updates have been spotty. Until my schedule clears up, how about a contest?

THE CONTEST:

The theme is “gold”. Create a piece of FTR fan art that incorporates gold—whether it’s coins, the color of the piece, or even just a metaphor or symbol. It’s up to you and your creativity!

THE RULES:

  • ALL types of art are allowed. Drawings, comics, paintings, mosaics, sculptures, literature, and even music.
  • Only ONE submission per person.
  • The deadline is September 15th. That’s one month from today!
  • The piece can contain/reference any character or place from Fairy Tale Rejects, even minor ones.
  • Cartoon violence and nudity are fine, but anything excessively violent or pornographic will not be accepted. If you’re unsure about your idea, feel free to send an ask.

THE JUDGING:

It’s hard to judge every art medium under the same criteria (drawings and stories are two very different things…), but to keep things fair, I will be judging the following categories on a 1-5 point-scale:

CreativityEffort, Relevance and Originality. Notice how there’s no “Skill” in there, just effort. Skill level is something that usually comes with age, and I don’t think it’s fair when people 6 years apart are competing with one another. So as long as you have a charming concept, you can still win, even if you’re not the best artist.

I’ll total the points for each category, and the entry with the most points will win the contest. There may end up being a tie!

THE PRIZES:

First Place

  • Autographed paperback copies of FTR 1-3.
  • $20 Amazon Gift Card.
  • An original character of your choosing will appear in the background of the FTR comic!*

(*No fan characters please, they must be created 100% by you to avoid copyright issues. Thank you!)

Second Place

  • $10 Amazon Gift Card
  • 2 FTR stickers
  • Original sketch on paper.

Third Place

  • $5 Amazon Gift Card
  • 1 FTR sticker
  • Original sketch on paper.

Fourth Place and Beyond

  • All participants can have their work featured in future paperback FTR books as well as a link to their website/gallery, if they choose! If you’d like to opt-out just say so.
  • Hand-written thank you note.
  • Hand-drawn doodle.

NOTE: To receive your prizes, you must be willing to give me a shipping address!

THAT’S All

To submit, just send me a link to your work. You can email me at greysflood@gmail.com.

Remember, the deadline is September 15th and the theme is “gold”. Have fun and thank you for supporting the comic!

15 days left to enter!

HEY LP FANS: Tired of watching the same straight white guys play games?

spectrumplays:

WELL THEN DO WE HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!

SPECTRUM (plays) is a group of female, trans, and other non-binary identifying people who like video games! Different genders, sexualities, ages, and so on coming together to play games- and maybe raise a little awareness along the way. Our goal is simply to create a safe and fun space for people like us, and to help raise awareness to underrepresented demographics.

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN SUPPORTING US, you can follow us on tumblr, twitter, facebook, and subscribe to get our videos on youtube. We launch TODAY (Sept. 1st) and will continue posting regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays!

(also check out our sibling site SPIDER SQUID PRODUCTIONS, where a bunch of cool people make cool content like podcasts, comics, audio novels, and all sorts of other neat things!)

Thanks for reading! HAVE A GREAT DAY! 

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The only LPers I can think of who aren’t white are DashieGames, UberhaxxorNova, and SlyFoxHound…Can’t think of any who are female that I watch regularly. The LPers I just listed are pretty good about not doing this, but white male gamers have a bad habit of making sexist/racist/unfunny tired-ass jokes constantly and it gets fuckin old fast. This is an awesome idea!

hexgirl96:

Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint

He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the men she’d been with and shamed her for…

bagelalter:

is that jordan and aleks

omg

bagelalter:

is that jordan and aleks

omg

Do you still make minecraft maps? Yours are still my favorite maps/villages/towns to this day :)
Anonymous

Thank you! Unfortunately no, not anymore. I just play on my private server with a few friends once in a while.

coolator:

Press A to corn

coolator:

Press A to corn

Drank some water and ate a bag of lettuce and now I’m starting to feel better. I’m going to go back to work in a few hours to bring my coworker some food and take out the trashes for him. He’s working an 11-hour shift tonight because of me and my bullshit.

Left work 3 hours early…Ate too much salt, I think, and got pretty sick. I would have toughed it out, but my coworker happened to walk in for something unrelated and he was like “hey I need more hours anyway, I’ll take over” so it worked out for everyone. 

Gonna use this time to re-evaluate my lunch options tomorrow so I don’t shitsplode or something.

treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

nikkilipstick:

THRIVING

herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

EM LOOK

I just realized that most people in my generation and younger don’t watch TV, just online stuff

when everyone age 50+ dies off, television will be almost completely obsolete

and honestly I can’t wait for the day when all these half-baked shitty reality shows rot out of existence

It’s strange and refreshing times when you can find 100 quality high-budget shows online for free, for every 1 low-budget shit-tier cable show that you pay $100+/mo to watch