Woman: But if I say I’m a feminist, men won’t like me!
oh nooooo what a tragic loss the poor men
Woman: I don’t need feminism!
well gee ok have fun going back to forced childbirth, being bought and sold like property, and legal beatings when you don’t have dinner on the table for your man. because these are all things feminism is currently protecting you from you simple bitch.
I wish I was that confident. XD Thank you.
I steal Sweetrolls in Skyrim. Always. I collect them like a post-apocalyptic Twinkie-hoarder.
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
Kids who cry excessively for no reason are often being abused. Just a fun little fact.
I picked up Oblivion again recently and all I’ve found are “Sweet cakes” but no “sweet rolls” yet. Unless the name was just changed in that game.
I propose the Oblivion diet.
Only eat foods found in the game Oblivion.
Bread, apples, corn, blackberries, venison, and human hearts.
Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?
RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN: Repeat after me: Be more critical of the media, be less critical of yourself.
Why spend your time nit picking in the mirror? Why not question the track that brought you to this point? WHY ARE YOU SO CRITICAL OF YOUR BODY? There are a number of reasons, but for now, let’s just look at one. Why not question the media/advertising? Use that energy that you use to criticize your reflection, to change the world, before focusing so much on changing your body.
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.
and then there is this thing.
Everyone, please, go watch any Jontron video of your choice, and set the youtube speed to .5
Here is audio to prove why you need to do this
I CAN’T BREATHE HELP