Little Steaky

eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

important

I like Sergio. I mistook him for a badass "Shoot-first-ask-later" type, and the first second he recognises human presence he goes "Uh hello yes could you please leave". That's awesome.
Anonymous

Dude I’m so glad you recognized that about him. He’s a super tall, creepy-looking dude who seems like he would be an emotionless badass, but he’s actually a really sensitive guy. Thank you. :>

bornofapathyandgreed said: Why am I not reading this? This looks charming! I literally have no excuse!

I HOPE YOU LIKE EXTREME VIOLENCE AND CHILD ABUSE AND ANIMAL DEATH AND HEARTBREAK BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GETTING WITH THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A STORY

but it also has some kawaii moments I swear

I wanted the illustrations to be deceptively cute and child-like, almost like Clara could have drawn them herself.

also thank yoooou

Sergio and Clara
babies

Sergio and Clara

babies

My crappy story Princesa and the Stickman is now on Deviantart.

LINK

And also on Fictionpress

LINK

4 chapters are posted as of now.

Synopsis:

"Five years ago, half of humanity was wiped out by a deadly plague. Having lost everything he once knew, Sergio Vidal now lives a primitive, lonely life in his rusty old van in the California wilderness. When an orphaned girl finds her way into his camp, he becomes determined to find her a new family. In this new world, it seems love and compassion are things of the past."

Constructive criticism is appreciated, especially since my Spanish is garbage and I would love for a native Spanish-speaker to correct me if I’ve fucked something up horribly. Thank you.

I’m completely cutting out junk food and microwaveable crap dinners out of my diet. It’s been a week without. I feel like I’m starving all the time, but I assume it’ll even out eventually. Dairy, meat, tofu, and eggs make me sick so I can’t have those. List of acceptable foods I’ve found so far:

Rice (basmati, plain), grapes, bananas, apples, pasta, peanuts (roasted, unsalted), bread, natural peanut butter, jelly, rice or coconut milk, rice-based cereal, broccoli, cauliflower, blueberries, mushrooms.

That’s all I’m eating. I’m trying to cut out high fructose corn syrup and soy also, but it’s expensive as fuck to eat this way. I haven’t drank soda or coffee in 15 years, just water and sometimes tea. 

I’m not doing this for weight reasons, but for general health reasons and for the most part, in hopes that it’ll improve my acne. It’s obviously not a skin problem because I’ve tried everything topical at this point. Sky says it’s because there’s too many toxins and shit in my body that are coming out through my skin. Probably.

How come people who eat nothing but bullshit crap convenience store food. who drink and smoke and eat fast food don’t look half as shitty as I do? It’s fucking bullshit. Like I have to take all these extra steps just to look like a normal fucking human being while everyone else gets to party it up. Fuck that. I’m tired of looking like I have goddamn leprosy or some shit. Even at its worst, my diet is still a million times better than your average American who doesn’t have a huge acne issue. I haven’t eaten fast food in 15 years. I very rarely eat meat. I don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t do any drugs. I’m hygienic. I don’t live in filth. I walk for at least an hour every day, and I’m on my feet at work 8+ hours a day.

Your average fucker wakes up, stuffs a McDonald’s egg mcmuffin and some coffee down their gullet, chases it with a couple energy drinks, orders a pizza for dinner and washes it down with a beer as they watch TV. They still look and feel normal while I’m bleeding from my fucking face.

Maybe this diet change will help my mental health too. What you eat affects everything about you. Starting your day with a coffee and a donut is just begging to have a messed up day.

I’ll update over the next few weeks. See if my face looks any better, or if I feel any better.

I’m so goddamn irritated.

miss-freeman:

I have real trouble getting invested in movies these days. While a TV series or a video game has hours to get me attached to characters and make me care about what the fuck is going on, a movie has an hour and a half - two hours plus and it’s just not long enough. I can’t remember the last movie I really liked that wasnt a sequel to something I already like. :\

A GOOD well-written movie can make you get attached to a character in less than an hour. An exceptionally-written movie can make you love them in the first 10 minutes. Unfortunately there hasn’t been a lot of original movies lately because producers have found what formulas are safe and profitable, and deviating from that with characters who aren’t bland and generic is too risky.

I could go on. But yeah, I agree. It’s really hard to find a movie with memorable characters in comparison to series and games.

vinebox:

They see me rollin

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

my life

Monthly self-pic. Acne is not improving, I just slathered makeup on. GROSS AS EVER.

Monthly self-pic. Acne is not improving, I just slathered makeup on. GROSS AS EVER.

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

holy dumb fuck I just know today’s going to be the most obnoxious ever.

I will have two kinds of customers: stressed out families and dumbass stoners.

Fuck easter, fuck 420

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery