You know, "professional" gamer and Internet "celebrity" DarksydePhil has been compared to Chris-Chan for numerous reasons... He pretty much has all of Chris-Chan's worst traits, minus the weird obsession with JUUULAAAAAYYYYY and the terrible Sonic crap. Unfortunately, Phil has even less of an excuse to behave the way he does, since he has never once claimed he had mental problems. No, the man is just rude as hell.
I’ve never heard of this person. However, yeah, some people are just so over-the-top rude and shitty that you can’t even be mad, it’s just too hilarious.
Also I think very few of Chris-Chan’s terrible traits are caused by his autism. I think his mom has been using that excuse his whole life so she never actually had to parent him properly. Autism doesn’t make you a raging asshole, but poor parenting and refusal to acknowledge one’s faults certainly does.
Chris Chan might be the only mentally-deficient man I'm willing to laugh at. Am I a bad person?
Chris-Chan isn’t a bad person because he’s autistic. Autism doesn’t make someone the racist, sexist, disgusting, creepy stalker he is. He’s entertaining because he’s such an inexcusably terrible person and seems to proudly broadcast that. His autism really takes a huge backseat to all of his personality flaws that he stubbornly refuses to even acknowledge as flaws.
I’d say if you laugh simply because of his autism, fuck you. But for most the comedy comes from his cartoonish shitty behavior.
THE TRUTH OF NATIVE AMERICANS BEFORE THE GENOCIDE
Gotta put this on blast.
We never needed a white savior.
I hate this country.
What I learned from this video:
- 100 million Native Americans died at the hands of white colonists
- Instead of planting crops the colonists spent their days digging random holes in the ground looking for gold. They started starving and dug up Indian corpses to eat. They took Indian prisoners and forced them to teach the colonists how to farm
- Native Americans had massive cities with tens of thousands of well constructed houses, intricate water canals and large merchant areas.
- The Native Americans used soaps, deodorants and breath sweeteners while colonists never bathed or even took of their clothes
- There was a delousing policy with the mantra Nits create Lice; nits being Native American babies, so their goal was to kill every Indian, including babies
- In the 1700’s 80% of the Federal Budget went towards eradicating the Native American population so they could take their developed farmland
- Colonists leaders went town after town killing men women and children under the approval of George Washington
- "Pursue Indians to extermination" -Thomas Jefferson
- California governor (1849-1851): “extermination must continue to be waged until the Indian becomes extinct”
The main factor which prevented Native American extinction was the fact they were used for slave labor. The most prized Native Americans were young girls who were said to be valued for labor and lust (that one white dude in your ethnic studies class that says he’s 1/36th Cherokee?)
In modern times children were forced into Indian Boarding Schools whose goal was to “Kill the Indian in them”. It was federal policy. They were beaten if they used their native tongue, they were forced to dress and style their hair like whites
This country was literally built on terrorism and mass murder. White people are savage terrorists.
Until, this is taught in schools everywhere- “history class” is merely a racism propaganda course.
John Smith was a pedophile and a rapist but in school I was taught that he was a hero who saved those savage natives from their own primitive ways. Not to mention Disney, the most popular animation company in the world, portrayed him in a consensual relationship with an adult version of Pocahontas in a cutesy love story. Fuckin’ GAG. Uproot American history class and start over completely, it’s worthless trash.
ah yes I’ve almost completed my homo collection
donate to me so that I may buy and attach a motor to a red flyer wagon and drive it to work
I have to go to the store but I don’t want to walk and I don’t want to use the gas driving my clunky-ass car and I don’t want to deal with unlocking and untarping my bike.
GEE IF ONLY MY LAZY ASS HAD THAT VESPA…
I’m trying to trade my shitty 1990 American car for a vespa
which I intend to paint pastel pink
wish me luck
okay you know what really steams my broccoli??
White people getting mad at blacks for having black pride because “White pride is always associated with Nazis, but THEY’RE allowed to have black pride! HUUU HUUU HUUU”
uuuh you’re completely misdirecting your anger?? dipshit?? /? ?
instead you should retaliate against the neo-nazi assholes using your Nordic heritage as a symbol of hate
stop retaliating against POC because you’re mad that your fellow white people are using your culture in hateful ways, that doesn’t make any fucking sense except that it’s a good reason to be racist and pretend like you’re not
like yeah I’m fucking PISSED that the Mjolnir and other Nordic symbols are widely considered a Nazi symbol but who is really to blame for that? Some white nationalist dickheads decided to use their own symbols that way, NOT people of color.
shits got me all worked up today god damn it
deviantART presents, How to make a Five Nights at Freddy's character: Take your furry character, make it an animatronic, beg popular artists to draw it, revel in your newfound acceptance and glory.
Don’t forget the emo/anime hair and unneeded sexual aspects. Oh, and way over-powered special ability.
What shit Five Night's at Freddy's OCs?
Just the typical fandom OCs that 13 year olds come up with that don’t look or behave like they belong in the game at all. FNAF has the benefit of forcing people to be at least a little creative, but there are still some generic angsty emo ORIGINUL KARACTER DO NOT STEAL OCs that come out of it, just like any fandom.
Can be found mostly on Deviantart, haven’t seen any shitty ones on Tumblr so far.
"this is mai wolf/dragon hybrid animatronic that doesn’t look like an animatronic so it’s basically just a furry and he has a TRAGIC PAST and also an emo hair cut for no reason and has gay sex with Mike lel"
stop that shit.
Meet Anna the Axolotl!
" Hello kids, remember to love & not litter the ocean and keep your fish tanks clean! Or else Anna’s sea friends will be very sad! "
If you order the special fish and chips, she’ll glub ( as in literally say ‘Glub glub’ ) for you. She glubs from time to time and/or says ‘Hello!’ beside a mini stand in the dining room where you can buy bubble blowers and sweets.
At night, she doesn’t get quirky until 3 am. She hangs out around the dining room and restroom a lot. She gets you from the right door. Anna isn’t able to jam the doors but if you let her stand right outside for too long, she will take away your power ( Not as fast as Foxy, slightly more slower )
She doesn’t usually look at the camera, when she does, the antannas on the sides of her head will slowly start to move and she’ll take out your camera for a moment but she will still be in the same room. This is a distraction for you so the other animatronics can get you.
When she’s active, you can hear ” glubs ” echoing in the hallway or restroom areas. Sometimes in the kitchen.
SHE IS ADORABLE AND APPROPRIATELY HORRIFYING
Might aswell make more doodles of my joke ass OC, Chuckles the Hyena that does jokes and puns
So, I came up with a thing when you check the camera he would be standing in the hallway staring at you down with a board in his hand saying ” want to hear a joke?” by that you would hear small children chuckling coming from him mimicking the sound of laughing youngsters. If you switch away then come back to him his face would get distorted staring closer in the camera with his head twitching side to side with his jaw wide open looking like he is laughing with words written on the wall behind him “KNOCK KNOCK” and “HA HA” which means he is closer by the door and at the door you would hear more of a quick high tone of children laughter along with two knocks which means he’s out there, press the light and he’ll be standing at the window with his jaw still wide open like he’s laughing right at you.
ANOTHER THING, if you don’t look at him in the camera one more time (( he would leave )) Chuckles can jam doors as a joke so you wouldn’t be able to close the door, he won’t attack he’ll let the others attack you instead.
ALSO THERE IS SOME HUMAN CHUCKLES ain’t he cute. He’s a walking Pun
Wow. A FNAF OC that isn’t utter shit. This actually sounds like it could be DLC or something! He’s awesome!
Waiter: would you like a salad?
Me: that’s not food, that’s plants