“It’s already shaped like a screamy hole-maker! …I mean word bubble. That thing.” -Twonkie fucking shit on me
Anonymous asked: So are you and Twonkie like... *meshes and unmeshes fingers repeatedly*
“Burnt bacon in a cup burnt bacon what the fuck.” -A poem by Twonkie
Anonymous asked: Whatever's happening, I hope you feel better.
Doctor says there’s nothing wrong with me. Half-assedly examined me for 5 minutes, charged me $330 and sent me home. I was in the waiting room longer than the examination room. Still feel like fucking shit. But no, it’s “nothing”.
Setting a doctor’s appointment because my jaw fucking hurts and I can’t hear out of my left ear and I’m getting persistent migraines and my stomach’s more fucked up than usual. I like how when I have health problems, I get like 40 cases of unrelated bullshit at once. /adultworldproblems
Maybe I'm crazy...: defilerwyrm:... →
defilerwyrm: fandomsandfeminism: If you have ever thought to yourself “Oh my god, why does it even MATTER if there are gay people in this? Its a book/movie/TV show/etc. It isn’t a big deal!” Remember this: You have probably NEVER, EVER, in your entire life, read a book WITHOUT any straight people in it. Think about that. Every story, every TV show, every movie, or book, or comic you have...
How to Identify if you are in an Abusive...
hobbitdragon: onlinecounsellingcollege: It’s crucial for your safety that you know the warning signs: · They blame you for their anger (Note: There is a difference between having a bad day, and always being blamed for upsetting someone.) · They see themselves as a helpless victim; they have no sense of personal responsibility · They have a substance abuse problem or addiction. (Not everyone...
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
frickyeah1990s: Beastie Boys vs Daft Punk -...
I went to the store at 8AM and there was this tiny pregnant chick crying in the middle of an aisle. Her face was all bloody and fucked up and she was telling an employee that her boyfriend beat the shit out of her, then just left the store and drove off. There were like 5 cops there. Did not expect an event like this so early in the day. Come on, Olympia, this shit aint supposed to happen till...
lightchao0 asked: Why can't I punch society in the face?
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling) If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object. We really really really can’t win. (via thedollydamnllama) If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object. If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a...
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Today I sobbed before and a little during work. I mutilated myself. I searched desperately for reasons why I shouldn’t just crawl back into bed and not wake up. And then, the cosmos heard my petty whining and said, “Here is everything you ever wanted. Ta-da!” and it randomly spewed a person at me, a person I connected with immediately, and for whom all the stars and signs...
Skip this post, just whining to myself.
Sometimes I meet people and I think, “Man your life is really shitty, why haven’t you killed yourself yet?” Then I wonder the same thing about myself. Then I remember I have people who care about me and all I can think is “Fuck them for stopping me.” It’s not that my life is terrible or anything, it’s just exhausting, pointless, and ever since I was a kid...
Anonymous asked: alex i just want you to know i love you
feministdisney: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator that first part tho like rly that’s what you focus on? Selfies aren’t putting people into 100k of debt b/c fucked if you get an...
About that reblog
lord-of-bacon: It’s actually an emergency. If we don’t get a new artist will Dark Herobrine come to an end and probably never be continued. Do you guys want that? I don’t think so. Beleve us. it’s not out fault that this is happening. It was never forseen that Greys had to focus more on real life, and I can’t draw myself, at all. It’s up to you guys. Will this be the end, or will we continue...
Anonymous asked: What kind of work are you doing anyway?
My current schedule:
>Go to work >Come home 10-12 hours later. >Shower. >Pass out. >Wake up for an hour or two. >Back to sleep. >Go to work. Rinse and repeat. Forever. I miiiiight have the day off on Monday, but knowing them, they’ll call me in anyway because some dumbshit was too hungover to show up. They always do. I haven’t had a day off since I started because of this.
Dark Herobrine Needs a New Artist! Wanna apply?
askenderbro: [[A/N: As you may or may not know, my life got REALLY busy really fast. I’m closing commissions, and I unfortunately no longer have time or creativity for my biggest commission: Dark Herobrine. Every page up to 13 has been paid for, so the chosen artist will quickly be be paid for pg. 13. (We’re currently on page 12) Dark Herobrine is currently made possible by donations. That’s...
Man my coworkers do NOT get paid enough for all the shit they do. Shit that isn’t even part of their jobs like humping freight and training other employees on their own time. The other graveyard shift guy is so sweet and such a hard worker, he taught me a lot today simply because the company failed to give me ANY training whatsoever. He’s always very polite and cool about it too, where...
kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work are you fucking kidding me. no. no you sit the fuck down. LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically prepare students for standardized tests that contain literally nothing you feel like they need to learn but you have to...
A blog is a place to whine so god I hate drawing so fucking much and I would quit if I could.
ask-blaze-and-stickbro asked: Why haven't you been updating Enderbro for a while?
Step 298: Do not look at your phone while human...
adulting: Cardiac surgeons who are on-call, you may ignore this step. Everyone else: When you interrupt a conversation by pulling out and typing on your phone, this is the implication: “Whatever this Facebook friend/Tumblr person/Twotter follower [typo but it feels accurate and therefore stays] has to say is more important than whatever you were trying to express, so I’mma go ahead and take...